Polish And Press Your Tinfoil Hat Mars Looms In August
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The planet Jupiter’s tug will bring the planet Mars to its closest approach to Earth in all of recorded history. Beginning in early August Mars will grow until it appears as bright as the moon. Astronomers are arguing when mars has been this close and can only agree it has been at least 5,000 years and maybe 60,000 year ago since Mars sneaked to only 34,649, 589 miles and that it will not be that close until 2287.
This is almost certain to provoke H. G. Wells and Orson Welles “War of the Worlds” like moments, and more pagan inspired predictions than you can shake a stick at. I can imagine my Celtic forebears painting themselves blue and prancing around a blazing bonfire
Latter day nut cases will almost certainly provide an entertaining summer, and you have plenty of time to get your tinfoil hat polished and pressed.

Comment by Anonymous on 3 May 2009:
This Mars story is a hoax. It has been perpetuated by email chain letters annually since 2003. Please research your information before posting.
science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/07jul_marshoax.htm
http://www.snopes.com/science/astronomy/brightmars.asp
http://www.skyandtelescope.com/news/8708182.html
Again, it is a chain letter hoax.